Please enjoy the following Bitchfinder Genital tunes. Hopefully they'll all tickle you in the right places. As you can quite likely tell, all Bitchfinder Genital's songs are home recordings. It's not in the pipeline that we'll record a song at a professional studio, so the recording quality you've got here is all we have to offer. Once we get more used to recording, it should improve somewhat but that mean some patience. We hope to have a decent recording before we die.
If you would like to open one of the little mp3 players (as seen below) in another window so you can browse round the rest of this (or any) website whilst still listening to Bitchfinder Genital, you can do so with the appropriate link (at the bottom of each song list).
You can even have all three players going at the same time to see if you can give yourself a headache. We advise against doing this 'three players at once' malarkey.
NB You have to click on the name of a tune or on the play button (little arrow pointing to the right) in order to start the player.
Onto the lists for reading some info, lyrics and downloading the individual songs. The links to open the wee mp3 players in their own windows are at the bottom of these lists too:
The cream of the crap Barking Dogs Bear Bottoms The Beets Go Off Canned Goat The Cheeses Tease the Frozen Peas With Tales They Can't Foresee Croc Frak! Nathan Grantham New Froo Portland Bay Shelley Fishnuts Strayed Albino Surf's Down
Older/'B-stock'/Other people's songs and tunes Acid Yawn (Spanorak) The Alien's Foot (Soggy Biscuit) Barking Dogs (Hundredweight) The Beets Go Off (Dadgad) Bronx Cheer Bronx Cheer (BJM) Cat in a Washing Machine (Spanorak) The Cheeses Please the Frozen Peas in Ways They Don't Foresee A Christmas Treat Comet Competitive Indigestion Cooperman Croc (Older version) Cup 'o' Tea (Dadgad) Depression Goes On (Spanorak) DI Dick DI Dick (Older version) Displaced Hat Froo Froo Nip the Bud (Spanorak) Please Expectorate Into My Cuspidor [But Make Sure You Wipe It Afterwards] (Dadgad w/3Ply) P.W. (Spanorak) Revenge of the Whelk Schmoo Shanty Scraping the Barnacles Shellfish Nut Song for the Spides (Spanorak) Spides Like Us (Soggy Biscuit) Thinking of Dinner (Spanorak) Ulmunshketayfa Voice of Apathy (Spanorak)
If you would like to keep a copy of a song/tune, just right-click on the song title, choose 'Save As/Save Link As' (or whatever menu option seems correct) and save it off to wherever you like. We were going to compress the mp3 files into a '.zip' form (which would have automatically started downloading when you clicked on it) but it would actually have made them slightly bigger, taken longer to download and therefore completely defeated the purpose.
To read info about a tune or look at the lyrics, please left-click on the word Info or Lyrics. If the song doesn't have a Lyrics section, it'll be because it's an instrumental. We apologise for the 'less than thoroughness' of some of the lyrics. They're mostly very accurate but a couple of the older songs (including the Spanorak songs) not so much. We genuinely can't remember them because (in the case of the Bitchfinder Genital songs) we made them up as we went along and now can't make out what the lyrics are. We hope they're not filthy. If you can interpret them, please let us know.
NB If you're wondering; In the blurb of the Info links' pop up window, the bit in brackets (eg. 23rd August 2006) refers to when the tune was recorded and/or the (so called) production on it finished. If we were a proper band, it would be called the 'release date'. Now you know.
That's it for the songs we've recorded to date. Please feel free to make as many copies as you would like for other people. Someone might like it (or maybe not). We hope you like some of the tunes/songs and would be gleefully amazed if you like them all. Sorry if you don't and thanks for listening and taking the time to read this. All the best everyone. If you have any bother getting anything to work, please contact us and we'll do our utmost to help you out.
