Looking for Bitchfinder Genital wares? Look no further. Actually, you can look further. You can look here (our Cafe Press shop) but still look here too. Please read on...CDs
Dadgad vs Bitchfinder Genital is a little CD featuring four tunes; two by Dadgad and two by Bitchfinder Genital. It was done as a little experiment, with 3Ply Stagliano (from Bitchfinder Genital) sending Splatt (from Dadgad) a drum track to devise a tune to. 3Ply did the same with the drum track (without hearing one another) and the results are the two versions of The Beets Go Off.
The tracklist is as follows:
You can get your very own copy of Dadgad vs Bitchfinder Genital (like to keep and everything) by downloading it here (complete with artwork for the cover etc.) or you can contact us to let us do the 'heavy lifting'.
Eat A Slice Of Cake was Bitchfinder Genital's first CD outing. To be honest, it's 'hit and miss' at best and most of the recording quality is fairly appalling. All the same, it was Bitchfinder Genital's debut effort and you might find some of it mildly entertaining. Fingers crossed.
Please accept our apologies for Cooperman. While the rest of the stuff on the CD isn't amazing, we're sorry, Cooperman is 'that' awful. We have no excuses.
The tracklist is as follows:
Just like t'other CD, you can get yourself a copy of Eat A Slice Of Cake by one (or both) of the following two methods; download it here or contact us for a copy. What could be more simple?
Badges
We have the following badges available for your enjoyment (if you enjoy badges). Please contact us and we'll post them to you gratis. How lovely of us.
Silhouette Star Ringer
Stickers
Okay, it's 'sticker' at the moment but we may get more done in the future. Public demand being what it isn't, don't hold your breath. Here is the current Bitchfinder Genital sticker which, again, we'll post to you for nowt if you contact us.
Mugshot
Is there anything missing from our store which you would be interested in?
Do you think it would be worth our while getting t-shirts printed up? We would probably have to charge about £5, including shipping, for any t-shirts to come even half close to covering our own expenses. Sorry about that as we know it's kind of asking people to pay to advertise us.
Contact us us and let us know your thoughts. Please be kind. We cry easily.
Thank you for shopping at the Bitchfinder Genital 'megamart'. Please come again.
