Welcome now my friends to the show that never ends. There's a lot that we can, erm, can't remember that bit of the lyrics. I've obviously not watched The Generation Game or listened to Brain Salad Surgery enough.

This is the bit of the website where I promised to myself I wouldn't witter on too much and have already made a liar out of it and everything I've ever stood for (which isn't much).

Anyway, felicitations and jollifications as I send you a fond hello and welcome to (the musical band effort) Bitchfinder Genital's website. Please use the links (faux 'buttons' on your right) to navigate your way round the information on this website and hopefully you'll enjoy yourself. If any links (or anything) don't work, please let me know and I'll try to fix it. Thanks. Happy reading, listening and looking.

If you're not sure where to go first, I recommend the News section. Well, I say News but it's mainly blethering on pointlessly.

By the way, we've got bits on:

MySpace	Bebo
GigaHitz	Virb
Kerchoonz	SoundClick
ReverbNation

If you would like to look at the websites listed above, please click on the name (blue words above the pictures) or the pictures. The (somewhat random) information on them is slightly different than the babble here. That is to say, I used different words to say the same stuff and I probably update this more than any of them.

Oh, before I forget, I did this website in a definition of 1024 by 768 pixels so it might look a bit funny in other definitions. It certainly looked odd using our Wii to browse the internet on a TV. Hopefully it'll look fine in whatever definition you choose. Sorry if it doesn't.

3Ply Stagliano